ellz. that's me.: Archive

NO D:

My laptop has been in the shop for over a week and I had NO access to the computer, except my dad’s work computer just now. I’m sorry, guys! I’ll have my laptop back soon.

Jun 25th

Coco? Kenny? Roo?

I have been such an asshole. I abandoned you guys for like half a year. o.e I’m gonna use the same excuse, though, I’ve been so busy. However, school will be out soon and I’ll have so much more time for the internet. I’ll be back on AIM to hang out with you guys and catch up. -looks at old pictures I showed to you guys- Ew. I have changed so much since I was last on AIM. ...

May 30th

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Mar 10th

Can't my family learn to laugh?

I wrote ‘Chris Colfer is attractive’ on my hand, and guess what? Evelyn told my mom and now she’s upset. I always make ‘bad decisions’, and my mom doesn’t even want me to hang out with my friends anymore. I am freaking serious. First drinking the monster, now this. WHAT THE HELL. Sometimes I wish my family would just learn how to laugh at me saying a gay guy is...

Mar 9th

Art style?

Tell me honestly what you guys think of my new art style. I’m really adapting to it, but I don’t want to keep drawing that way if it looks bad. -scribbles more dinosaurs and kitties-

Mar 8th

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Yes.

roflkangaroo: OMG THAT’S MY LIFE!

Mar 8th

Mar 7th

My mom is so...

I was just at Jess’s, and we walked over to the grocery store to buy some snacks. We got goldfish and peanut butter cups, and then walked past the soda aisle and saw Monster. Jess suggested that we try it out, so we got a little can and walked back to her house to drink it. It was seriously like heaven, and I took the can home because I thought it was cool. Chad was looking through my purse...

Mar 7th

Lily just asked me:

“Are you the kind of person that cherishes their armpit hair?”

Mar 7th

A poem I wrote a long time ago:

sugarcrash: I couldn’t help but feel blue When Mom told me Santa wasn’t true But my mind wasn’t nearly as askew As the day that I met you And I hadn’t seen you in quite a while I remember how you made me smile And how I was so in denial And how everyone thought you were vile Well one morning we walked in the fog We felt like sharing a great big snog But suddenly, away, I had to jog For my...

Mar 7th

Mar 4th

Kenny.

You’ve got quite the fan-girl club down over at vPets. I mean seriously. o.e

Mar 2nd

Feb 28th

Well,

sugarcrash: barbiene: I just lost my virginity. With all the times I’ve heard this recently, I wouldn’t even be surprised if you weren’t joking. GET YOUR ASS ONLINE. DAMN. HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN MONTHS. ….I lost it to a penguin D: I would get online this second, but you’re still at school. -waits until 6pm-

Feb 28th

Well,

I just lost my virginity.

Feb 27th

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Apparently...

Nobody cares that some hotshot walked past me and whispered “bitch” in my ear.

Feb 13th

All snowboarders are mean. :c

I got called a bitch twice today.

Feb 13th

GLEE HAS ME EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED. :c

I cry every time I hear the song ‘I’ll Stand By You’. I smile when I hear ‘My Life Would Suck Without You’. I feel happy when I hear ‘Lean On Me’. And I get angry every time I hear ‘Defying Gravity’ because I want Kurt so badly. …UGH THIS SHOW IS INCREDIBLE. :c

Feb 5th

NEW PHONE :3

roflkangaroo: barbiene: I just got a new phone! It’s the LG Neon, and I absolutely adore it. Do you like? 8D PRERRY HAWT. IS IT PLASTICY? No, it’s really high-quality. It’s touch screen, has an incredible camera, querty keyboard and all that smooth jazz. My old phone was plasticy and it broke. :c That’s why I got this new one. YEEEAAAAY. 8D

Jan 29th

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NEW PHONE :3

I just got a new phone! It’s the LG Neon, and I absolutely adore it. Do you like? 8D

Jan 29th

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FFFUUU

roflkangaroo: “GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN home when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, “Toma sota balcu” as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bed, starring straight into your eyes…….She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. This story is sadly true. If...

Jan 28th

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Jan 23rd

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GUESS WAT

roflkangaroo: HERPES~ NO WAY BITCH

Jan 21st

LOL

I remember more of my dream now! I was in the bedroom with Jason, and he was laying on his bed. Right then I realized I wasn’t gonna be able to do it with him, and he asked me what was wrong. My exact words: “URG. I totally forgot I’m on my period.” Then Miley Cyrus pops up out of nowhere and looks at me really confused. “I should go, unless you want to have...

Jan 18th

Oh my gosh.

Last night I had a dream that I was gonna have sex with Jason Earls, but I forgot I was on my period and wasn’t able to do it. (he’s thirty-two, by the way.) Then I was outside on someone’s deck, and supermac18 from youtube came up and hugged me from behind, then told me he had sometime to show me. I forget exactly what it was, but I think he lived on a dairy farm and was gonna...

Jan 18th

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Jan 11th

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You guys..

Aww, Ellz, that’s terrible. D: When I had an ovarian cyst, we couldn’t go to the hospital because I had to go on a three-hour car trip that day. While I was laying on the floor screaming. No exaggerations. Aww, thanks Coco. It seems like a lot of people have had them, I’m sorry to hear you head one as well. D: I’m seeing a Gynecologist tomorrow morning about it.. hopefully /she...

Jan 8th

You guys..

Wtf is this crap, I didn’t get any glow in the dark shit when I had to get a CAT scan… >:C DID YOU GET YELLED A LOT TO NOT MOVE LIKE I DID? I BLINKED AND GOT YELLED AT…. FFFFUUUU- Btw, awesome story, and ….. I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON? The guy said that when he injects this fluid into my arm it will make me feel like I’m peeing. He thought it was really funny that I found that...

Jan 7th

You guys..

The past two days I’ve been in the hospital with an Ovarian Cyst on my right ovary. It started a few days ago when I was sitting at the computer, all of a sudden I felt a very bad cramp in my lower stomach. I felt like I may be having menstrual cramps so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes the pain started getting worse and worse to the point where I was gasping for air. I went...

Jan 7th

Avatar.

roflkangaroo: barbiene: If you haven’t seen it, GO SEE IT RIGHT THIS SECOND! I swear, it’s the best movie I’ve seen in years. :3 I paid $15 for that ticket and would pay twice that much to see it again. Damn, I love that movie.

Jan 3rd

Avatar.

If you haven’t seen it, GO SEE IT RIGHT THIS SECOND! I swear, it’s the best movie I’ve seen in years. :3

Jan 3rd

UHH

I feel like I have to pee so badly, but I can’t. o_______o

Jan 2nd

My dream last night..

I was in the basement with my friend Olivia and my friend Steve. It was late, about three in the morning and we were watching a movie on the couch. Olivia dared me to do something (I forget what), and I wouldn’t do it, so she was fingering me as a bribe. o.e Steve thought it was pretty cool so he started masturbating to it. Then for some reason, Olivia “turned” into my friend...

Jan 1st

Happy New Year!

It’s 2010! Oh, happy day! 8D

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

How was your Christmas?

I had a wonderful day. I didn’t have much to open, but I got a new pair of boots, and spending the day with my family was just as great as not getting a bunch of presents. c: We had cinnamon rolls for breakfast. -rubs tummy-

Dec 26th

OH HAPPY DAY!

It’s Christmas! :DDD

Dec 25th

Yay!

Ellie: "Come meet me in my cave to see what I have for you."
Ellie: A DILDO?
Roo: YAY
Roo: NO
Roo: A POKEMON THINGS
Roo: THING*
Ellie: AWH
Roo: YEP
Ellie: HE'S NOT GONNA RAPE ME?
Ellie: DAMN
Roo: POOP
Ellie: YOU HAVE THE MIND OF MY TEN-YEAR-OLD BROTHER.
Roo: POOP
Ellie: AND THE MATURITY
Roo: LOLPOOPLOL

Dec 22nd

ROO

HAWT NEW PIC LOVIN’ THE GLASSES

Dec 21st

OHYES. →

Dec 20th